I've been having some bunny troubles. It seems that Miss Lacy is a bully. My friend has this sweet little bunny. She hops out of her cage and right over to you, begging for attention. Lacy on the other hand, demands to be out of her cage at all times and really wants nothing to do with me. She's sort of a snob. She just wants to do her thing.
So, ever since I got Lacy (inspired to do so by Penelope, my friend's bunny) we've been planning a bunny playdate. Bunnies are supposed to be very social animals that love the company of other bunnies. Our bunny playdate looked like this:
*Put Lacy on the floor
*Penelope hops over to show some love
*Bunnies snuggle for a moment, everything looks great
* Lacy backs herself into the wall trying to find a place to hide from us
* Penelope is minding her own business as Lacy now invades her cage, sniffing all of her personal space.
* Lacy eventually emerges from the cage and proceeds to violate poor Penelope in the way that bunnies do when they want to show that they are dominate. Not only does Lacy violate her, but she pulls chunks of her hair out in the process. BULLY!
* After trying to redirect the bully, we eventually put poor violated Penelope in her cage.
* Lacy continues to taunt Penelope as they try to attack one another through the wires of the cage. I thought for sure that someone was going to be hurt badly.
* Bunny playdate ends with Lacy in a pet carrier facing Penelope in her cage. We hope that the two of them can somehow talk things out as we chat.
And, as we turn... who enters the room??? None other than the Queen herself! Regal Cleopatra. She has come apparently, to find a way to release Lacy from the confines of the pet carrier. She paws at the zipper for a few minutes before she remembers that it's all about her and rescuing Lacy is not something that she is willing to break a nail over.
Sadly, we realize that we can not have our bunny playdates after all. Penelope was traumatized and Lacy's behavior is worse than ever. As I type, I can hear her ripping her cage apart in protest. How dare I not let her out as soon as my feet hit the floor?! How did I end up with the unruly rabbit?