Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
- I am not sitting here in a sleep deprived daze, trying to remember what I did not do last week.
- I was not up for the past two nights every two hours with a sick little boy.
- I did not take that sick little boy to the doctor earlier today to find out that he has strep throat.
- I did not stop at the store with said sick little boy to get his medicine and then allow him to buy Pringles for lunch. I also did not allow said sick little boy to eat only Pringles for lunch.
- I did not come straight home, instruct him to get his blankie and then set him up with his blankie and Pringles to watch a movie.
- I did not go in to check on him to find him sleeping through the movie that I ordered.
- I did not then grab my camera to take a picture of the sleeping sick child.
- I did not also take this distorted picture of the television so that I could ask you all to guess which movie I rented for the sick child to sleep through.
- I am not at all the least bit overwhelmed with life right now.
- I do not have tons of things that I should be doing to get ready for my Grand Opening yet I'm doing this.
- My middle son did not just walk into my office looking feverish asking for the thermometer.
- I am not going to have a nervous breakdown! Not me!
This is more poor little sick boy.