Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. This past week was full of Not Me's. I've just been on a roll so I thought that I had better come clean today. Hopefully it will make me feel better. If not, it should make you feel better!
On Monday, I did not fight the urge to jump the fence as my baby boy was struck in the face by the ball during a game. Instead, I did not follow my sweet husband to the dug out and then decide to go back to my chair to text Jen because I was about to have a panic attack. I do not have severe panic attacks that are managed with meds and I am certainly not considering taking a double dose when I go to the ball field.
On Tuesday, I did not decide to stay home with the younger children to get them in bed earlier, completely missing my oldest son's "out of the park" homerun. I was not at all regretful that I missed that game and I am still certainly not regretful that I missed the one on Saturday and will again miss another tonight. This Mama is not at all feeling guilty!
I did not decide that my baby fufu was not at all photogenic last week. I did not start looking for a lighter bunny and then instantly fall in love with another one. I would never bring another bunny into this house, upsetting my sweet fufu. Fufu does not at all have a pissy attitude because of all of this. As a result, I am NOT installing a baby gate in the doorway of the family room so that Fufu and Snowball can both have free roam in their own areas of the house. I am not at all a bunny fanatic!
I also did not go out and buy baby ducks to go along with the baby bunny. I do not use live animals as props and I most certainly did not have a light bulb go off when a friend asked if a lamb was next. Her next sarcastic suggestion would ever have been donkeys for Christmas. She thinks that she is funny but she's giving me such good ideas.
On Friday, I did not torture baby CC with my camera and then have a yummy lunch with her Mommy! I did not enjoy every minute of it and I certainly never would have lost control and kissed that baby's hand! My hubby's germ-aphobia is not at all wearing off on me.
On my way home from lunch I did not have trouble with my truck. I did not will it to get me home only to be left on the side of the road walking. I did not snap at some poor guy that was staring at me as I started walking and I most certainly did not leave my purse in the truck and grab my camera bag. I did not have my neighbor pull me home, riding the brakes all the way because I was terrified that I would run into my neighbor.
I was most certainly not upset about my truck all weekend. I did not cry yesterday as I realized that it was going to have to be towed to the mechanic. The thought of taking a picture of it on the tow truck never crossed my mind and I didn't have trouble sleeping last night, wondering if it made it to the shop.
I am not praying that my truck is better soon so that I will stop worrying!